Friday, August 19, 2011

flash par-tay!

admit it. when you are home alone, sometimes you lounge around in your skivvies, or the buff, or whatever makes you feel comfortable. today was one of those days for me.

i was getting ready to take a shower, but i thought to myself, "self? you should do some laundries." well, before i lug a bunch of dirty clothes to our beautifully newly refinished finished basement, i usually let the dogs out so that i am not tripping over them while going downstairs. so, that i did. and then i remembered that the lawn boys were here trimming the bushes (no comment necessary), so i peeked outside, only to see that they did not close the fence door... and, of course, joey b. BOLTED! i had a dilemma on my hands. joey b. was gone. i was in nothing but my undies. it was broad daylight out. pennywenny could bolt at any moment. there was no time to get dressed, people! i covered the girls, looked both ways to make sure neither neighbor was out (totally forgetting about the adjacent yards towards the back) and sprinted down to the fence. i whistled and called for joey, and, thank goodness she came back right away! i would have hated to have had to leave the comfort of my own backyard practically naked!

so there you have it. i flashed my neighborhood. have i learned my lesson? only time will tell, my friends... only time will tell.

1 comment:

  1. Hahahahaha! *gasp* *snort* Hahahahaha! *tears rolling down face* Hahahahahaha!

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